Billy Bob Quibble was a boy of an unusual sort.
Unlike the other tikes, he ate sweet n spicy sauce fer sport.
He downed a bottle of rib sauce faster than a bullet.
Mama said it was cuz' of his aerodynamic mullet.
Legend says when he were born he didn't drink milk while wearing a bib.
But instead, jumped on the table and ate papa's baby-back ribs!
You'd think with liquid smoke being his only nutrition
He'd be sicker than a hound dog with one heck-of-a-condition!
But the opposite was true! The kid had enrgey n' zing.
Probably due to the gas produced inside the lil' redneck thing.
What in the world could a kid like that do
when all he done did was eat n' drink the delicious confederate juice?
I'll tell you what n' I'll swear it's true
the day Billy Bob Quibble saved the lives of more than a few!
It happened at the local sauce factory.
They was working on inventing a unique daiquiri.
The workers got bored n started experimentin'.
Mixin', stirrin', but not being cautious wit' their testin'.
They shouldn't have added the Mustard sauce with the Piedmont dip
It got all crazy real quick n' they had to abandon ship.
The sauces fused, stewed n' then suddenly blew!
It grew into a delicious monster blocking the workers' way though.
Billy Bob Quibble was called to the disaster
Simply because he was the true southern sauce master.
He crawled into the warehouse and made his way to the place
where the trapped workers were fending off the monster's finger-lickin' good embrace.
He gave the Sauce Monster no sign or warning
for Billy Bob quibble hadn't eatin' since mornin'
He dove right into the mutated goo.
He got stuck halfway then started to chew.
The creature tried to grab and pull him away
but was so distracted the corned workers got away.
But Billy Bob Quibble couldn't stop even tho' he should.
Even as a toddler he knew this monster was good.
he ate the legs and next the torso.
he never paused to savor a single morsel.
The arms were next n' then the head.
As you are right to expect the monster was done dead.
Afterwards, Billy Bob Quibble lay worse for wear.
His stomach was full and looked like a brown bear.
He smiled at ma n' pop then closed his eyes
looking forward to his special place in the skies.
He became legend. The factory took on his name.
N' now the sauce has received international fame.
Billy Bob Quibble this one's for you
That's how all we alls came to call it BBQ.
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